(Safety for the owners, not the ferrets
)
- Do not wear long skirts while your ferrets are out to play unless you intend to dance or hide on the bed.
- It may seem cute when your kit treats your arm like another ferret, but you’re wrong.
- If ferrets do not receive enough playtime they will spaz like they are on crack when you finally let them out. (This can be hazardous for all parties involved.)
- Open toed sandals are not shoes. (Seth!)
- That lump under the blanket isn’t a shark, but it may as well be. (Ferrets are referred to as carpet sharks for a reason.)
- Clipping a kit’s nails can be an ugly job, but someone’s got to do it.
- Be prepared to cut open your furniture with scissors to retrieve your ferrets. (Not really related to owner safety, but i thought i’d throw it in anyway.)
- It may be fun to chase your ferrets, but they WILL chase you back, and that hissing noise you hear usually isn’t a good thing.
- Any greasy food left on your hands tastes delightful to your ferrets. They will let you know this, some in more gentle ways than others.
- Your ferrets will strategically ambush you if you are not watching all 360 degrees around your body at once.
- Never under any circumstances attempt to kiss a kit on the nose. (Tristan taught me this one.)
- Snuggly wrapping your ferret in a blanket or towel to administer medicine is referred to as “burritoing” the ferret and is usually a necessary precaution.
- I have compiled this list in jest. In reality kittens are much more dangerous than ferrets. My kitten causes more bodily harm to humans in a single day than all three of my ferrets ever have.




